March 21, 2011

I Will Spawn The Revolution Against Everything I Don't Like by P.H. Madore

When I was young, I was taught that my feelings don't matter
& when I got older, that became less than popular, and my feelings began to matter

I realized I was in denial last week
& have been introspecting my way through it since
But I don't consider that introspection literature
& I don't ask my friends to publish it

The love of my life asked me why
& asked me a lot of other things
Shortly before we broke up last time

I want to illustrate something in clear terms
But that only brings the fervor of mania
That only brings the frothing of anonymity
The fear of real violence, because they say I'm a very violent man

I don't want another ten years of this

& your melodrama won't sound good outside your own head
Your melodrama won't taste good outside your own mouth
Your blog posts make you seem like the kind of person
That people pretend to like & talk about when not around

One day we'll admit that 2011 was a bad idea

-P. H. Madore

28 comments:

poncho said...

i fucking rule

Anonymous said...

Poncho, that's the biggest problem with your work.

P. H. M. said...

2011 was not any sort of reference to a person. I really meant the year.

poncho said...

do you mean that the things listed in the poem

are the problems with my work

or is "me fucking ruling" the problem

i'm confused

poncho said...

this entire year is a terrible mistake

P. H. M. said...

"me fucking ruling"

LOL.

Anonymous said...

You "fucking ruling".

poncho said...

i think i can live with that

michael said...

poncho you fucking rule

shaun said...

"Shortly before we broke up last time"

those last two words are hell of intriguing

marshall said...

ph madore ethered poncho

damn

how can a person be "against" boykittens

what even is boykittens

(wrote this on my blackberry)

Alexander J. Allison said...

Poncho knows how to make his poetry effective and not cumbersome. This feels unedited in comparison to his work.

P. H. M. said...
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P. H. M. said...

Alexander, it is unedited. I came here to poem.

P. H. M. said...

Disliking the way the use of four numerals makes an entire subset of hipster think I just spat in the face of one of their own.

steve roggenbuck said...

im fucking hot and ready!!

P. H. M. said...

I might have prefaced it with some smart-ass quote about "if you think this applies to you, it does."

michael said...

lol babez!

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DJ Berndt said...

everybody poem

michael said...
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Jim Rowley said...

wish i could read all those removed posts feel like i'm watching some prize fighter and suddenly the power went out

shaun said...

guys it's lpp's first literary slapfight

this place is really making strides

P. H. M. said...

This post has been retarded by the author.

Here is Joe McHugh said...

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P. H. M. said...

Hey Joe McHugh, when mucus causes chest congestion, it can ruin your day.

Here is Joe McHugh said...

It's a comin' my way