I will not make any more boring farts.
A very interesting and institutionally reified fart celebrated by all critics and benefactors in all stations of the proliferating artworld.
You cannot see me because I am a fart.
"To see something as art requires something the eye cannot descry—an atmosphere of theory, a knowledge of history: a fartworld." Danto
I am making farts.
"A certain social institution (the fartworld) has conferred the status of candidate for appreciation." Dickie
A fart not found.
A fart infinitely expanding; a circularly manifested and argued fart residing in manifold silence. A fart modified and exquisitely detailed.
A way silly fart.
A fart I can't even stop laughing at cause it was so dumb and it really sounded funny, kind of like an animal noise or something.
A fart you never even heard of but that's sort of why it's really, really cool.
A really expensive fart.
A fart implicitly considered as art.
I'm starting to think that all the things a fart does are all the things an art does.
I'm your resident fartist!
Why Art Is Like A Fart
I was going to do an art for the kids but turns out there ain't nothing better than a fart.
We join our farts together and do not claim them as our own.
A very serious and philosophically principled fart preceded by years of technical study and supported critically by agents of the fartworld.
A fart that started as an art that hence has fallen all apart and ought regard a thought as naught accordingly as all the smarts had taught.
This is all your fart.
This is all your art.
It's so funny the way your art is; it's so funny the way your fart is.
That fart was so hilarious.
A fart to troll them all.
An art to rule them all.
A whole world made of farts is a child's fantasy.
A whole world made of art is my reality.
Welcome all serious artists! I am sorry, I am merely a silly fartist.
A fart that rhymes; a fart straight from the heart.
A real sexy and provocative fart that is at times unnervingly arousing and makes one question the very nature of a sensual aesthetic.
A fart that's so wrong and inappropriate but that's sort of why all these people started talking about it in the first place.
A fart you didn't even want anyone to hear even though you knew it had to come out but then you were surprised by its musicality.
It wasn't a fart that you thought would go over well but it turns out that you were wrong and all kinds of people appreciated it.
A fart you didn't even like when you expelled it and you still don't like it but for some reason all kinds of people really dig it.
A fart that was an afterthought.
A fart that is a product of procedure and perhaps chance operations relating to its audience through a theorized interstice.
A fart that was documented and will be studied for years to come as an exemplar of a highly developed style and a vessel for a teaching.
A fart that was never owned and cannot in any way imaginable be sold.
A fart that is never, ever finished.
It was a fart,
Or was it?
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