Computer Computer Turkeys by Matt Margo

Names—
areas

know

the president. The turkeys’ friends’ names come forth—know,

sneeze, uh type. The turkeys know
names; uh areas of the typed

world

that came forth

and typed forth that

everything
looked like a mineral in the gulf…
uh forth.

The president
sneezes into the gulf; turkeys (with names?) look forth

and type interminably. They looked
into everything that the computer said—gulf! The typed gulf knew forth

turkeys,
areas,

minerals, presidents,

uh

whatever. Typed: “Areas of everything,
of minerals, of whatever,
of uh friends, of names, areas of areas.”
Typed: “Whatever,

names, whatever
the gulf says
(and sneezes), minerals

that

the computer typed,

names.”
Typed:

“Looked into the gulf

interminably;
friends looked too.
Name

whatever name,

whatever areas that know that
friends,
turkeys,

and gulfs know
areas; the world
of computers knows
that the computer typed: ‘Sneezes,

friends?’” A mineral
typed—
looked
at that
world, interminable?
Now it steps forth, sneezes, looks

forth at the president’s computer,
whatever

interminable areas

come forth
from the gulf—whatever presidential
areas like that gulf?
Turkeys say

whatever the computer

says; look at the president and the gulf; know everything that says

forth:

areas,

interminable friends…

Look! The presidential
world
uh typed

everything—
typed forth that mineral,
that turkey,

that whatever! Typed.
Friends.
Minerals
knew and looked
forth!

In the gulf of the world, everything
typed:
“Looked at world areas,
whatever looked

forth, friends
that named areas
of the president.”

Everything typed: “Know,

look, sneeze, know—the computer
looks; the
world sneezes and says,

‘Know the world

that looked into everything,
at the president.’
Whatever looked into whatever—presidential world areas, types of friends, the gulf,
computers, the mineral gulf that came forth—that the president’s

friends sneezed into

interminably,
areas with interminable names, uh areas…whatever.” Interminable friends know interminable

sneezes,
interminable presidents,
interminable areas,

interminable gulfs, interminable everything,

interminable whatever. The president says that he knows whatever his friends say they

uh know.

He sneezes onto
the presidential computer that types his name:

“President,
President…”
The gulf comes forth. The world looks at the names that turkeys typed;

that the uh mineral typed; that the president’s
uh friends typed; that the gulf typed; that everything typed
interminably—the interminable names of turkeys,

gulfs, turkey gulfs, and
uh

whatever. The computer sneezes into areas of the gulf that the world of whatever mineral areas

drains forth unto everything. An area says, “Typed: ‘Mineral friends, president

friends,
computer friends, whatever friends step forth into the world with everything interminable:

interminable areas, interminable friends
that say uh whatever,
interminable names—interminable

sneezes!’” And then

minerals and
gulfs and computers interminably
move forth; interminably

look at
minerals,

at everything within the world of everything:

names of worlds, everything named forth that says,

“Typed: ‘Uh interminable turkeys, interminable presidents, interminable uh computers

know
forth everything that whatever everything knows forth—

knows interminably that sneezing onto computers interminably and sneezing all over

friends’ areas are just the same as sneezing out minerals that know!’

Looked at a mineral,
sneezed…

The uh computer knows everything uh interminable: presidential areas,

presidential friends, presidential minerals, presidential names.
Looked at everything and named the president’s interminably typed

friends; the president knew

these interminable names

interminably—computer?
Whatever president,
whatever gulf,

whatever computer, whatever mineral: Come forth into the world and say that the gulf’s areas

sneeze out whatever names for this interminable world that is led

by the uh interminable president!
Say uh uh!
Know that

turkeys sneeze all over the president’s

uh friends.” The name of the president befriends

the world

of mineral friends;

says that

the turkeys

swam the gulf that uh

the president mineralized. Everything befriends the turkeys; sneezes; looks at

everything mineralized—the computer,
the gulf of everything
named forth,
the turkey that says the computer
will march forth. Everything looks forth

and says that the gulf looked like a bunch of turkeys sneezing onto everything.
The turkeys in their
mineralized areas say, “Uh whatever…
Whatever the mineral gulf typed

forth is whatever

the president’s friends say that

they know.

Look here, I say!

Look and know forth
the interminable areas of the mineral gulf:

world areas,

whatever areas

that the president says
the
computer sneezed out!”
Their friends say that

the computer’s friends are the computerized turkeys

that typed:

“Sneeze! Whatever. That uh gulf sneezes out turkeys, computers, and names, and says, ‘Uh turkeys in

interminable areas of the mineral computer world

looked forth;

said that

the gulf

looked like
a bunch of turkeys—everything interminable.’”

The gulf:

“Know
that turkeys look like me, the gulf

whose name knows forth

that the president

came forth and uh
looked into the gulf—

looked at the president’s own murky reflection—sneezed, and said, ‘Uh?’”

Typed: “A turkey
sneezes

into the gulf whose name knows everything about the president. Then that mineralized area

of our interminably computerized world
says forth that uh

the president’s friends

know this world of ours.” Uh typed:
“Looked at computers, looked at minerals, looked at

turkeys, looked at the gulf, looked at
uh everything.”

Uh typed: “Computer? Name that gulf

whose friends typed forth

the uh name of the president

and discovered

everything about the world:
its names,

its presidents, its minerals,
its
everything…”

Look

at the president! Whatever friends of his typed forth

whatever typed names of theirs

that were given to everything, including turkeys.

Instead, the computer looks at the uh typed names of the area’s

mineralized turkeys!
The computer

steps
forth;

sneezes

onto everything; says

forth whatever interminable
names that the president gave to his computer.

Everything about this computer—
its areas, its sneezes, that gulf—
looks at all of the turkeys and says,

“Whatever… Whatever…

Whatever,
world!”

It knows that the president knows

everything. Its friends

sneeze all over the world; look at computers; type;

say that minerals
know of the gulf
and uh that computers

will never march forth

into the world

or any of its

computer computer

areas.