He walked out of the refrigerator
with a cucumber in his hand.
His co-worker, passing in the other direction,
commented, my boyfriend’s cock is that big.
So you masturbate with cucumbers, then?
he asked, intrigued.
There was no response.
She had already gone through the backdoor
to deposit the day’s garbage in the dumpster.
He went to the sink, put on gloves,
and began to make wedges
from the mighty cucumber.