re mallory whitten by spencer madsen

girls like mallory whitten seem unfair

i am mallory whitten's friend on facebook

i requested her like i request other people

it was the same process, it was no different

i clicked through her photos

i do that sometimes with new friends

and its like totally unfair

that she wrote knife girl

a piece which i liked a lot

and that she is like really pretty

it seems through photos that she is dating jordan castro

or something

and that makes sense

i have one of his chapbooks

it was pretty good

but its like

let me date her..

do you know that its hard to find pretty girls who would write something like knife girl

there is a chance that i will meet mallory or jordan

having common friends and stuff

its a possibility that if we meet they will think of this

and i will be that guy

that guy that wrote that stupid piece

about how mallory whitten is totally unfair

whatever yo

doing the big work

just glad i spent the past fifteen minutes

writing this and not

wishing my grandma 

a really happy birthday

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happy birthday grandma

this one is for you